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So if many of you do not know that the Bible carries heavy sexual references and referrals. The Bible uses words like "genitals", "breast" and "bosom". The Bible uses these words in very harsh and straight forwards way. 

Many people may argue that this cannot be the word of God. They argue that this God in the Bible is no longer pure or good. They even go as far as saying God is hypocritical.

The thing we must understand is God is real. He tells you whats what in your face. We have genitals, that's reality. Why would there be a God that is totally ignorant to such reality.

In this post we will like 5 Bible verses that get freaky and explain what it means. Parental guidance is advised.
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The husband should fulfill his wife’s sexual needs, and the wife should fulfill her husband’s needs. The wife gives authority over her body to her husband, and the husband gives authority over his body to his wife.” 1 Corinthians 7:3-4

Ya'll heard God.So when you are married you can't selfish and all. Not very relevant for the youth but I mean its nice to know.


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Kiss me and kiss me again, for your love is sweeter than wine.” Song of Solomon 1:2

Wait? is this a commandment. Just say the word and I'll honor you Lord.
Many people believe sex is something God hates. Just we need to understand sex is gift God made beautiful. It is just humans use His gift wrongly (via rap or before marriage).






Kevin Hart Ok GIF by NBA"You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them." Ezekiel 16:17

Just in case Kings James Version is not your mother tongue God is talking about sex toys. He is talking about women that idolize sex toys in such a way it is like they worship them. God is truthful. There actual sex stores out there, so not much has changed (God is saying it as it is bru).
So ladies you heard it. Get the real thing.



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"I said, "I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit." May your breasts be like clusters of grapes on the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples" Songs of Solomon 7:8

WOW!
I honestly feel like skipping this one. So the Bible is yet again getting down and out. This one is a little to deep for me.








hell yeah dancing GIF“Let your wife be a fountain of blessing for you. Rejoice in the wife of your youth. She is a loving deer, a graceful doe. Let her breasts satisfy you always. May you always be captivated by her love.” Proverbs 5:18-19

Well God! If this is one of your will for me, I will honor it :-).



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